ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

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hoodclum:

listen though like luke is actually really funny he just delivers all his witty lines with a straight face and like it’s usually just like commentary and they get brushed aside cause the other boys just talk over him but sometimes he tries to repeat himself cause he knows he’s funny but it goes unnoticed half the time

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pnksrock:

Everybody wants to take you home tonight

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quickweaves:

Telling white people to stay in their lane is useless cause they couldn’t even stay in their continent

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penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

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benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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We’re not big swearers

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